
Friend: I think shooting her out of a cannon is in rather poor taste.
Vice: I dunno, firing her remains out of a cannon Hunter S. Thompson-style would be great TV. I can picture it on Living. Shilpa Shetty could press the launch button.
Friend: OK! magazine could have a competition for readers to stand in the next field with buckets, and they'd all get to catch a bit. Get Max [Clifford] on the phone, this idea is solid gold.
Vice: Bad news. He said Derek Acorah will be using his necromancy skills to interview her dead body for the Sun front page until 2012.
Friend: Perhaps as a last resort we can sell our idea to a lightly satirical but oddly unamusing news-based Radio 4 'comedy' show.
Vice: OK, it's a deal. Only if David Mitchell does all the voices. Looking forward to his Shilpa Shetty.
