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WHITE CAR WORLD

I don't want to ruin your perception of me, but when it comes to research I'm not exactly Umberto Eco. What does that old Italian trollop know about art rock though? Nothing, that's what.

When I was googling around for info on this band White Car I found a site called

White Car World

, which is exactly that, a blog devoted to pictures of white cars with accompanying press releases (if it's a new model) or alternatively just a brief love note to that model in white. It's basically a site for white car fetishists and is possibly the most boring blog I have read in my life. I don't want to ruin your perception of me, but when it comes to research I'm not exactly Umberto Eco. What does that old Italian trollop know about art rock though? Nothing, that's what.

White Car

are thankfully a lot more exciting than a photo of a thousand white Dodge Chargers. They share a similar aesthetic to fellow industrial-electronica outfit

Gatekeeper

: spaced-out synth-funk that you could only really dance to in the style of a Bauhaus fan. I didn't really want to mention nu-goth, but there's definitely something of the trenchcoat in these sounds. White Car - "Not Right"