Despite what these guys will tell you, being an aquaholic has nothing to do with being into "extreme sports" and lots to do with liking drinking water. All the time. Now I thought me and my buddy Dylan were big into drinking Evian, but Andrew Else really took quaffing aqua to new levels. After being a practicing aquaholic for over 30 years Else was found soaking and unconscious in the grounds of a specialist care center in Theale, Reading. It seems he was there taking part in some kind of Aquaholics Anonymous program. Despite everyone at the center being aware of his condition, when Else was spotted slurping straight from a hose no one did a thing until he was so saturated with his beloved water he died from hyponatremia. Isn't that a little like walking past a guy bathing in a vat of vodka outside a rehab center and going: "Meh, he's just having a bit of fun, let's leave him to it"? We find it hard not to agree with Mr Else's brother, Paul, who insightfuly noted that: "A hose is something with which it is possible to drink a large quantity of water very quickly. Someone should have done something to stop Andrew".