Did you miss me? I'm sure you will let me know in the comments. Let's hear some chatter, friend-o. Otherwise I'll have to pull a Sprezzatura on you. Or you can get your "advice" from this fellow below. Jesus, make up your mind, guy. (Don't even watch this waffling bastard.)It's been two weeks since my last brief. Not much has changed. Most of my predictions have been right. Except for that whole NFC Championship Packers thing. Oh, and this little thing about the Giants' chances in the playoffs. But come on. Eli Manning?So, this is what we've got: Giants vs. Patriots. Patriots are currently 12-point favorites. Some people don't agree with that, like this pyro (who clearly has been selling squirrel meat to nursing homes in order to feed his porn habit).Anyway, Jeremy Shockey won't even be going to the game and NO one gives a shit (see comments). Randy Moss has paused from allegedly roughing up his 30-something-year-old rent-dodging sex partners to criticize the Giants' fashion choices. Patriots fans are just as sad as Packers fans when groveling for tickets. Arlen Specter (remember when Presidents got BJs?) is slightly pissed off at the NFL's handling of SPYGATE. And Tom Brady is sad that Plaxico Burress thinks the Pats can only get 17 points.And the rest of the world just wishes this thing would happen already.As much as I'd like to see the Patriots lose, and will be cheering accordingly, they will not…Patriots 28-Giants 14.Father of the Year:Un-bonus: God's little angels.
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