Do you know what Britain needs? More guns. Loads of them. In the hands of police officers. Yeah, guns, caffeine, and a uniform—the greatest combination since teenagers, suicide pills, and a webcam. Unfortunately, some killjoys have refused to give our very own Sarah Palin wannabe Home Secretary Jacqui Smith the right to give every copper an uzi. So instead she’s giving the nation’s police force a shit load of stun guns for Christmas. What a compromise!
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