A few days ago I thought it would be a really great idea to go to the beach. I decided that lounging at a nearby beach would be too convenient, so I took two trains and some long-ass bus ride to Long Island. I don't know one damned thing about Long Island. I didn't know anything about Long Island at the beginning of my trip, and I don't know anything about it now. But what I do know is that it's a joke town and only fools live there.
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