This is pretty funny – "There's just hay where his house used to be" – but at this point it's also feeling a little bit shitty and exploitative. There seem to be more and more stories like this coming out of America. Not ones about houses getting knocked down by mistake, but 'human interest' features where the funniest thing is the difference between the newsreader guy's rich, honeyed voice and people who say things like "All my tools is gone". So to level the playing field we gave the voiceover jerk's job to the internet's biggest arsehole and got rid of the illiterate poor people the American media like to point and laugh at so much.
NATIONAL BULLYING HELPLINE SHUT DOWN
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Because their chief executive resigned. Her name was Christine Pratt. Wonder how she got on at school.
GOVERNMENT UPS AIRPORT SECURITY LEVEL TO 'SEVERE'
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But say there's no need to worry. So why use the word 'severe'?
GLOBAL SPAM EMAIL TRAFFIC FALLS DRAMATICALLY
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Experts warn that spammers could simply be "regrouping" before a new campaign. Sitting down and having a biscuit before coming back and pumping the world full of shite again.
NEW YEAR'S BANK ERROR COULD HAVE ROBBED MILLIONS
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If you paid for something by chip and pin you might have paid for it twice.
ANIMALS KEEP DYING FOR NO APPARENT REASON
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Two million juvenile spot fish have washed up on the shores of Maryland's Chesapeake Bay. RIP in peace, young bluds: your times came too soon.FOUL BACHELOR FROG
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Because their chief executive resigned. Her name was Christine Pratt. Wonder how she got on at school.

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But say there's no need to worry. So why use the word 'severe'?

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Experts warn that spammers could simply be "regrouping" before a new campaign. Sitting down and having a biscuit before coming back and pumping the world full of shite again.

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If you paid for something by chip and pin you might have paid for it twice.

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Two million juvenile spot fish have washed up on the shores of Maryland's Chesapeake Bay. RIP in peace, young bluds: your times came too soon.FOUL BACHELOR FROG
