
When you’re a kid everyone wanted to be an astronaut, why? Because the laws of gravity don’t apply in space so you can fly through the air with effortless grace making for hours off endless fun, I imagine peeing would be really hard, actually anything involving liquids would be pretty tough, unfortunately for the cosmonauts they’re not actually in space and so don’t even have the novelty of floating around all the time.
This brings another point to my attention; these cosmonauts know full well that they’re in a warehouse in Moscow, not space, after a few months of gargantuan boredom, lack of food, body deformities and awkward silence’s most of them would surely say ‘fuck this, I’m going home to my girlfriend, chocolate ice cream and a hot shower’. These guys must be getting paid a fuck-load of cash to agree to this experiment, this is worse than what Hamsters have to endure at L’oreal.
