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Cut to the UK Enquirer:God Save The King (Funeral Today, Set The VCR)!!!!
Cut to The British Post:Search On For Heir (Could He Be John Goodman, Cos That Would Be Well Funny)!!!!!
Cut to The London England News Chronicle:Turns Out It's John Goodman!!!!!!!!
Because it is John Goodman.Yes, 1991 was long before the man from Roseanne could just swan into the latest Coen brothers and do a brilliantly gruesome character-acting mini masterpiece. Back then, the guy had to work night and day to earn his comic crust, drenching himself in humiliating fatso-LOLs. Which, in King Ralph, means him clocking in to play a slobby traveling salesman and boogie-woogie piano player who will soon install a bowling alley in Buckingham Palace, embarrass himself by being overfamiliar with the Finnish King, and try to drink the finger bowl after his langoustines.

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