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For a show that is supposed to include zombies, and magic, and mystical potions than allow you to blast smoke demons out of your vagina, Game of Thrones is pretty stingy on the mystical offerings. To provide you with your weekly kind-of-weird-kind-of-awesome-secretly-terrifying emotional rollercoaster, check out Obeah Magic Man. Obeah is a Caribbean practice of folk magic, occult, and Christianity; although it’s more widely practiced than the infamous voodoo it’s practitioners are routinely targeted and even murdered. Also from what we can tell, they’re way less annoying than the Red Woman.An Inside Look at America's Exotic Animal Trade
During Season One, every time they showed the skull of one of the long extinct dragons we chuckled. It was like looking 500-years into the past, stupid people them no understand dinosaurs was alive in the olden days. Maybe if the Targaryens weren't so busy inbreeding they’re have the frontal lobe development to consider that dragons aren’t mythical, but rather an extinct species waiting to be cloned by Steven Spielberg. That was until Daenerys emerged from the flames with her pets and we were all, “shit watch out for that chick!” We don’t have any dragons for you, but we do have a bunch of other ill-advised pets that will eventually rip the face off anyone foolish enough to own them.Shot By Kern: Paris
Okay we know what you’re thinking: My brain and sense of wonder has been satisfied, but what about my carnal desires? We hear you, and aren’t so naive to think you watch Game of Thrones for the action and excellent character progression. So here is some Shot By Kern to clear your Monday night boob quota.