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NEWSFLASH: BILLY JOEL'S SONGS SOUND EVEN WORSE ALL TOGETHER

I was gonna use this "Morning Sickness" post to highlight the fact that only one black guy got into Oxford last year, but then I found something even worse than institutional racism: The sound of Billy Joel shitting out all his innards at once. Who wants breakfast?