Twitter announced today that it now has the technology to censor tweets by country. I like Twitter a lot, so I want to help them test their new feature. Thus, I've compiled a list of my filthiest and most offensive tweets for global dissemination. I've linked to the original so that you can easily retweet them from your computer or smartphone.
If you value free speech, it's your duty to help get these out there. If you are AGAINST free speech, it's even MORE important that you retweet at least five of the tweets below to help Twitter and your country's government effectively test and calibrate their censorship technology. If you work for the government, congratulations! This is an opportunity for a little professional and patriotic glory. To give an example, if you hold office in, say, Iran or South Carolina, it is IMPERATIVE that you find the tweets below that would upset your boss or your mother the MOST and retweet them IMMEDIATELY. I don't think it's crazy to say that you'll basically be a hero. You may even get a medal. If your country purports to support free speech, RT! If your country restricts it, RT! What's most important is that the status quo is preserved and nothing changes, ever!
I believe in you guys.
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