"Too drunk to get into the club but it's my birthday mother fucker. Poutinis!"
BAR 224
"I don't know, I guess I'm not 'club douche' enough."
"The bouncer pulled me out of the crowd and kicked me out. For no reason. Maybe if I wait they'll let me back in."
"They said I was wobbling. You try to walk in these stilettos, motherfucker." Guy: "I followed her out of line, we don't even know each other. Don't we make a good looking couple?" [P.S. Later I saw her caress the bouncer and whisper in his ear and she got back in.]
"All my friends are in there. I guess I'm going home."
"Fuck it. Netflix and chill!"
"My friend was too drunk but whatever, there's no cute boys at the club." [P.S. Friend puking beside her.]
[Drunkenly mumbles as boyfriend gets mad about the picture]
"I'm hardly drunk I had 2 beers. Where do you live? … OK, I'm really drunk."