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DEAR VICE - LOCKING DOORS

Hello Vice,
I wasn't sure if I should send this to the Dos or Don'ts or not, but this is what happened when I forgot to lock my door last Saturday during a party I put on. They even left used condoms for me to find on the ground. I cleansed my sheets with fire.
ROBERT MEARNS