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SNEAKY TEASERS - THE CUM WALL

We just got a palette of April Issues dropped off at the office and thought it'd make a nice dayender if we shared a little snippet with you. This is not an April Fool's Day gag (as much as we wish that it was).

From my niche I can see CM rooted spudlike on the couch. He has placed a cell phone on his stomach and above him is a wall covered with a million boogers and what are probably food and jizz streaks. He refuses to have his picture taken.

Really isn't anything to guess here, but if you feel like theorizing below, no one's going to stop you. Enjoy the rest of your evening.