Our friend who works at a mental hospital in the midwest sent us this note left for him by one of the patients. You know how satisfying it is when you really pull off a good rant? Like everything adds up and all the swears are properly paced? Try to imagine how great crazies must feel anytime they say anything. No one (their brains included) is about to call them out on being "irrational," their perception of actualy reality is extended to include things they've thought or seen on TV, and if you get enough of a sputter going you can make even "Rancho Mirago" sound like the filthiest cuss of all time.