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VICELAND HIGHLIGHTS

We've dug out some of the most popular stuff published on Viceland this year. Readers were drawn to a mixed bag: from rogue soldiers and crazy cults to the familiar cluster of douchebags and creeps. Being a sophisticated bunch, you also tuned into the more profound issues of the day, such as racial politics, sexual prowess, animal rights, misbehaviour in school and the latest dance-floor moves…

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The gathering is geek utopia.

WORKING GIRL

"I sell my toenail clippings, shit, piss, spit and puke to degenerate perverts on the internet…"

MEET PONY

Conclusive proof that there is no God and humans are essentially evil.

Honourable mentions:

ANTI-SOCIALS

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THE VICE GUIDE TO GIRLS

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THE VICE GLOBAL TREND REPORT 2007

"She's like nude 2.0…"

"The summer will be here soon…"

"This started out as a joke…"

Honourable mentions:

"Go back to eyeball school…"

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"Just fucking grab her and run…"

DON'T DEFENDS SUCKING

Upset about being a DON'T, Nikki9Lives just made it worse.

TRAVESSER COMES CLEAN

Cult leader Michael Travesser opened a big ol' can of God-worms.

DIAMOND DAVE ON THE N-WORD

Dave Lee Roth led us through the minefield of racial politics.

Honourable mentions:

LARRY CARLSON HATES EYES

FUCKIN' THE MARINES

An other-than-honorably discharged US Marine gave us a rundown of his whirlwind tour of duty in Iraq.

MY BRO JOINED THE ARMY

The sister of an oddball older brother who signed up for military service sends us his letters home.

MARINE-TALK: AN A-Z GUIDE

A Marine writes a shrewd and funny guide to military jargon.

Honourable mentions:

HUFFING FOR PEACE

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MEDIC ON A MISSION

READER'S STORIES

HOW DO YOU PREVENT PREMATURE EJACULATION?

How do you prevent pouring the wine before its time?

PLAYTIME IS OVER

What's the worst thing you did at school?

RAT ATTACK!

What's the most ethical way of killing mice?

Honourable mentions:

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BLACKING UP

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VICE PERSONALS

HOT CHICKS WITH DOUCHEBAGS

We hated it at first, but we've now grown to love it.

I HATE YOUNG PEOPLE

This made us start nodding in agreement.

THANK GOD I HAD THE WORST IDEA EVERRRR

We're still hoping this is a hoax.

Honourable mentions:

GARFIELD VARIATIONS

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EBANNED.COM

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VEINY WOMAN

PARIS - TECKTONIK

For fuck's sake France, what happened?

LONDON - NEW BLAVE

Race-bending trendsetters take over.

SEOUL - UNITED COLOURS

What's more romantic than matching outfits?

Honourable mentions:

GLASGOW - FIGHT THE WORLD

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MONTREAL - DO THE TABARNAK

OFFICE GOSSIP

BREAK THE INTERN

An eager young intern pits his wits against our collective evil.

HATS OFF FOR THE SUMMER (PLEASE!)

Is it acceptable to wear a hat?

MAN-BAG BOY

Is it acceptable to carry a murse?

Honourable mentions:

RYAN DUFFY GETS A HAIRCUT

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FUCKED UP AT FUCKED UP