We've dug out some of the most popular stuff published on Viceland this year. Readers were drawn to a mixed bag: from rogue soldiers and crazy cults to the familiar cluster of douchebags and creeps. Being a sophisticated bunch, you also tuned into the more profound issues of the day, such as racial politics, sexual prowess, animal rights, misbehaviour in school and the latest dance-floor moves…NERDSTOCKThe gathering is geek utopia.WORKING GIRL"I sell my toenail clippings, shit, piss, spit and puke to degenerate perverts on the internet…"MEET PONYConclusive proof that there is no God and humans are essentially evil.Honourable mentions:ANTI-SOCIALS,THE VICE GUIDE TO GIRLS,THE VICE GLOBAL TREND REPORT 2007
"She's like nude 2.0…""The summer will be here soon…""This started out as a joke…"Honourable mentions:"Go back to eyeball school…","Just fucking grab her and run…"
DON'T DEFENDS SUCKINGUpset about being a DON'T, Nikki9Lives just made it worse.TRAVESSER COMES CLEANCult leader Michael Travesser opened a big ol' can of God-worms.DIAMOND DAVE ON THE N-WORDDave Lee Roth led us through the minefield of racial politics.Honourable mentions:LARRY CARLSON HATES EYES
FUCKIN' THE MARINESAn other-than-honorably discharged US Marine gave us a rundown of his whirlwind tour of duty in Iraq.MY BRO JOINED THE ARMYThe sister of an oddball older brother who signed up for military service sends us his letters home.MARINE-TALK: AN A-Z GUIDEA Marine writes a shrewd and funny guide to military jargon.Honourable mentions:HUFFING FOR PEACE,MEDIC ON A MISSION
READER'S STORIESHOW DO YOU PREVENT PREMATURE EJACULATION?How do you prevent pouring the wine before its time?PLAYTIME IS OVERWhat's the worst thing you did at school?RAT ATTACK!What's the most ethical way of killing mice?Honourable mentions:BLACKING UP,VICE PERSONALS
HOT CHICKS WITH DOUCHEBAGSWe hated it at first, but we've now grown to love it.I HATE YOUNG PEOPLEThis made us start nodding in agreement.THANK GOD I HAD THE WORST IDEA EVERRRRWe're still hoping this is a hoax.Honourable mentions:GARFIELD VARIATIONS,EBANNED.COM,VEINY WOMAN
PARIS - TECKTONIKFor fuck's sake France, what happened?LONDON - NEW BLAVERace-bending trendsetters take over.SEOUL - UNITED COLOURSWhat's more romantic than matching outfits?Honourable mentions:GLASGOW - FIGHT THE WORLD,MONTREAL - DO THE TABARNAK
OFFICE GOSSIPBREAK THE INTERNAn eager young intern pits his wits against our collective evil.HATS OFF FOR THE SUMMER (PLEASE!)Is it acceptable to wear a hat?MAN-BAG BOYIs it acceptable to carry a murse?Honourable mentions:RYAN DUFFY GETS A HAIRCUT,FUCKED UP AT FUCKED UP
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