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RUNNING INTO FAMOUS SIBLINGS. LITERALLY.

Things went literally tits up at our Melbourne office last week when our office manager, Reuben Ruiter, was out on his daily mail run aboard his much loved fixed-gear steed and was hit by a car. Reuben managed a full varial flip over his bars to land on his feet but did not escape unscathed and has been limping around the office all week. Much to his surprise it turns out the driver of the car was none other than 'Bonnie Prince Billie's' brother, Bill Oldham. Luckily for Reuben, Bill runs a lucrative enterprise called 'Magical Bill's Balloonacy' and will be paying for the replacement of Reuben's bike and is giving him a whole year's supply of inflatable balloon poodles on demand. Reuben says he will be demanding between 12-13 poodles a day to make up for the pain and suffering everyone else has had to endure 'passing him his things'. Lick my crutches bitch.