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HERE COMES STARDUST & MOONBEAMS!

The April S&M Issue is finally live! Take that, clothes! Here's the first helping of stories and photo-deals that it contains. You can either swallow it all down now in one remorseful candy gulp, or take little nibbles from the homepage over the course of the next few weeks. Gulpers take heed though, there's still more to come. Check back later in the week to see things like this happen:

William Vollman gets a make over at a Japanese cross-dressing-businessmen salon (of course they have those).
Lisa Carver marvels at the manly spectacle of unarmed man-combat.
Kimbra Pfahler scares the shit out of you.
Disaster Masters' cleaning clientele makes Hoarders look like it should have been titled Slightly Sloppy Apartments
Chris Nieratko thinks the Cinco de Mayo plaque at his local burrito joint is showing off.
David Armstrong gave us a bunch of photos of pretty boys from a couple of months ago.
Sandy Kim gave us a bunch of photos of pretty boys from a couple days ago.
Japan's "Little Pebble" Commune believes that the only valid way to have sex involves yogurt and a glass chalice.
We made a goat wear a tuxedo.
Vice Australia's editor's brother was a Chinese teen ido.
The heart of France's far-left intelligentsia is based, hilariously, in Limousin.
Stephen Lea Sheppard has mixed feelings about the Dante's Inferno game.
And look, we had a really nice night. We've just got to get to the office early for this thing that's this morning. We'll give you a call though.

Dig in!

Illustrations by Nicholas Gazin