If you are a regular reader of such paragons of upstanding journalism and good taste as The Sun or The Daily Mail, then by now you are probably aware of the drug list that Bob Geldof's daughter left on the table at the Old Blue Last. A lot of people have been spouting bullshit to us like, "Who makes a list for drugs and puts their name at the top and then doesn't take it with them to get the drugs?" and, "Wait, come to think of it, who makes a list for drugs?" and, "This would be literally THE easiest thing in the world to fake if you were the type of attention-seeker who goes to the press to tattle on celebrity daughters and insists on them printing your own name and picture in the story." Just to put these cynics in their place, here are some other of the notes we've found in the bar over the past couple weeks.