Those one under stories we did a while back were pretty heavy, we thought. But they pale to in comparison to this Guardian piece from the weekend in terms of capturing the sheer, self-obsessed ugliness of the average commuter. "So, how long before we get on the move again?" Really? Seconds after a man's insides have just been sprayed across a train platform? You, sir, are a real piece of work (read: insufferable shitstain).