While everybody in the West is busy IMing their coworkers photoshopped pictures of Sarah Palin riding a retarded elk and getting upset over fake waffles, there's real shit going down in the rest of the world's politics that actually has an effect on people's lives. For instance, right now in the Middle East a fiery debate is shaping up over an event that in the long run could prove every bit as explosive for the region's stability as the Bhutto assassination or the Iran hostage crisis. On August 9, Pakistani Supreme Court Chief Justice Abdul Dogar farted his pants off. The official account put forward by the ISI claims that the fart was an isolated incident brought on by an overly starch-heavy lunch, but if you watch the video closely (already being heralded in some circles as this century's Zapruder film) you can see that something doesn't add up.Note at the two-second mark how the court aides to Dogar's right suddenly turn away from the chief justice's ass, clearly anticipating the blast that's about to come. Now it's entirely possible that Dogar tipped off his staff members beforehand or that given their familiarity with his honor's eating habits they were simply able to put two and two together. But if either of these is the case, then why wasn't Dogar's security detail alerted ahead of the fart and, most damningly, why was the handshake allowed to go forward when both the chief justice and his staff were aware that another court member's proximity to the discharge could have dire consequences for the country's already embattled judicial system?This isn't even getting into the basic physical issues raised by the footage, the excessive speed at which the pants fall following the burst, the contribution of the justice's pear-shaped frame and shallow rear to the disaster, the improbability of such a shot-like fart containing the force necessary to dislodge the waistband from its fitting versus the more substantial trumpet variety. And when you factor in that Dogar is the one who swore in Benazir Bhutto's widower as Pakistan's new Prime Minister, the whole thing takes on an added dimension of intrigue. It should be little wonder that the incident has been ripe ground for conspiracy theorizing, some of which has spilled over into youtube's normally stilted and troglodytic comments section.A court insider named Massour postulated that the real incident may have involved a patsy: "Hi this is not Dogger, but a supreme court lawyer and probably a state attorney. I don't remember his name but I have seen him in supreme court several times. Plus this entrance is used for public and lawyers to get into the court building. Judges use different entrance which is at the rear side of the building."Though this idea was backed up by another analysts named Kashif144, who added, "He is not Abdul Hameed dogar. I think he is Dr Ata ur Rehman, Chairman HEC. You people are enjoying it but i think this is not good thing at all. He is a respectable person.This was just an accident but courtisy of you people, every one is watching this movie on youtube and enjoying. Just imagine this incidents happen to you and next day you find yourself on youtube, everyone laughing at you. thats sick"it drew a heated response from career skeptic Virgoen: "Hahaha you irrational pro establishment ass, he can't be Dr Ata ur Rehman;he's wearing specs all the time. Its Dogar for sure, and sign of a bad charactered individual who hardly cares about his image. This should be aired on TV to do it once and for all for the reputation of the thoroughly bribed Cheif Justice and his accomplice asses."And a strong rebuke from British political observer Niwinars: "you son of a bitch, why the fcuk on earth wud u comment in such ways? you Afghans are fcuking worse than a dog, atleast a dog wud respect his owner but you guys wud probably shit in the same plate that u eat in. I think you were better off under Taliban, atleast they knew how to deal with your cunts.
shame on you"Suspciously, as this post is going to press, the last comment has suddenly been stripped from the video and replaced by a toothless and almost certainly sock-puppeted parroting of the government party line: "Come on people, it was just an accident….It can happen to anyone!" We'll keep you updated as more information comes in.
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shame on you"Suspciously, as this post is going to press, the last comment has suddenly been stripped from the video and replaced by a toothless and almost certainly sock-puppeted parroting of the government party line: "Come on people, it was just an accident….It can happen to anyone!" We'll keep you updated as more information comes in.