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AUSTRALIA - FREAXXX

Johnny is the charismatic and charming singer from Children Collide and this here is the first entry in what will be his regular weekly music blog. Enjoy.

Well, I'm afraid I have to start this off with something I found while trawling the internet. It's a song called "Freaxxx" and it's by this band called Brokencyde and it's one of the most horrific things I have ever let into my earholes.

If it is indeed an elaborate, modern-day Kaufmanesque joke then boy is my face red, but let's assume it's not. The kids are most definitely not all right. Besides the autotune, along with the faux-subversive hardcore screamo pre-teen roar every four bars check out these "voice-of-a-generation" lyrics.

I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me / I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks / This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy / So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls / Come on bitch, you know you want this / That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.

To everyone who read that and watched the video, I'm sorry.