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LONDON - LIBERATING OUR DAUGHTERS

Compared to our parents, we've all been raised in communist cabals where the welcome mats were made from rainbow-colored prophylactics and bath time was a family thing. We're probably the most liberal generation since all those angel rapists got pulverized in Sodom. Still though, when I'm 50 and I have a son I'm not going to sit him in front of the computer, pull his cock out, spit in his hand and tell him to abuse himself while the pixilated Japanese woman gargles. That'd be gross, right? So why the fuck do some women think it's a poetic parental responsibility to thrust a dildo into their daughter's hands? It's not like tickling a horse under the chin; it's self-indulgent self-abasement just like when boys do it. People who leave letters like this attached to their daughter's new vibrator make me wish for chastity belts.

Some fucking pervert posted this here, and a lot of other perverts congratulated her for her sentiment. Why can't these kinds of people just keep analyzing pointless shit?