London's finest guitarist/drummer/topless screamer, Akiko, has returned home to Japan. She's keeping the world in touch with her movements through us. Today she's hitting sex shops, eating crabs and getting chatted up by pissed-up businessmen on camera.Letter from Akiko:Hi. I went to an adult toy shop the other day, it sells things like this: It's a realistic pussy hole you can stick your dick in.It also sells things like this naughty chair. It's a gold stool really.This massive crab's legs and eyes move left and right. These things are everywhere because crab is Osaka's famous dish. The restaurants serve everything with crab soup, sushi, sashimi, stew.The chef told me you can tell male of female from looking at their crotch! But this crab we ate, he was a male, the chef showed me his crotch and he didn't have a dick! The crab was bubbling and he looked so pissed off, maybe because he has no dick or because he's about to be killed and being eaten by me. Oh well, check out the background music! It's so Japanese and cool.Me and my friend went to a IZAKAYA. It's kind of somewhere between a pub and a restaurant where they sell lots of sorts of alcohol and food (from nibbles to big meals to share). I have a habit of making friends with everyone and when my friend went to toilet I started to chat up some businessmen who were next to our table. I told them I was a famous rock star and they got excited about my story, put their table and our table together and started to order us drinks. He started talking about his million-billion pound business.I got really drunk and he took my drink away. He told me he had cheated on his wife for ten years, but then he split up with his lover and now and he hasn't had sex for a decade. Still, he knows the best place to buy porn DVDs around here so he drew me a map.AKIKO
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