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NEW YORK - SUCKS FOR FARRAH FAWCETT AND SKY SAXON

What a fuckin' day to die. You spend a life sweating just to get a few greatest hits, and then its end is eclipsed by Michael Jackson moonwalking into the great beyond. Twice. (Ed Zipco owns the rights to Michaeljacksonsgrave.com, so he's probably going to make a few bucks sooner than he thought; apparently his phone's ringing off the hook.) Anyway, apparently not only has Twitter broken for good (thank god, so R.I.P. to that too), the media's in such a tizzy over this, no one's even bothering anymore to wax poetic about Ed McMahon's chortle, nor report that Jeff Goldblum has also passed, one of those plummeted-to-his death-while-filming-in-New-Zealand situations. What is this, Cosmic Celebrity Genocide Day? Appropriate commemorations to those who everyone's already forgotten coming soon. Or not.