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Can you smell that, Brad? It’s the sweet, nutmeggy smell of eggnog and Amazon Black Friday deals for breakfast because the savings are already popping off on the best home goods, cookware, tech, fashion, beauty, and sexual wellness finds on the behemoth.
All the mega monster Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales and deals, in one place.
Like us, you know that the best Black Friday deals are rolling in from a variety of enticing corners on the web, but Amazon is a damn solid one-stop-shop for getting everything you’ve had lingering in your browser for ages to outfit your life with truly adult toys, from Instant Pots to air humidifiers; and Bose headphones to mattresses that can fit you and your boo.Strap on your headlamps, and let’s spelunk into some of the best Amazon Black Friday 2023 deals that will be landing in our cart this year.
A top-notch bargain TVA newer-model Mac laptopA Dyson daddy Dyson may be hosting its own sale, but you can also score dust-sucking bad boys in Mr. Bezos’ shopping realm for hearty discounts. The best noise-canceling headphonesWhat? What was that? I didn’t realize I missed my stop and rode the subway to heaven; the sound-canceling abilities on these Bose headphones are just that good. (Check out our guide to the best noise-canceling headphones here.) And for a limited time, they’re 40% off.
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on tech and electronics
Save 40% on Porta Pro Headphones that double as streetwearA mini projector for an instant home theaterA highly rated Acer laptop for under $300
Designer goods are slashed in priceCalvin Klein underwear (which is the greatest)A man and his retro watch Orolay’s viral winter jacketThis winter jacket became internet-famous for being comfortable, warm, and affordable—now it’s 41% off.A futuristic Oakley backpack that fits everythingThe perfect fleece jacket for layering
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on apparel and shoes
A TikTok-viral veggie chopper for 29% offVitamix blendersA colorful Dutch oven for home cookin’This KitchenAid mixer is 26% offNinja’s super-popular air fryer with perfect ratingsA food dehydrator for meat, veggies, and fruitHave the best charcuterie of your life with a teak wood cutting boardA razor-sharp, German-made chef’s knifeHenckels is synonymous with performance kitchen knives—and this top-rated chef’s knife is currently 60% off.New glossy Caraway cookwareA trendy gooseneck and glass kettle
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on cookware and appliances
A chic, easy gift for a coffee or tea lover.A milk frother for better lattesDo something with all those empty beer cans for 26% off
This shiatsu massager is a great giftIt’s like having a personal, back-massaging snake draped over your shoulders all the time. Plus, it’s heated. Gift it to mom, pops, or anyone who’s on the WFH grind. French skincare for under $15Oh, that thing? It’s for my… neckCaress the windows to your soulMake your skin baby-soft
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on beauty and sexual wellness
The best personal exercise bikeIt’s about to be really cold outside, but this folding exercise bike will keep our thighs heated, happy, and limber from the comfort of our railroad apartments once we feel the burn mid-workout.Stay on track with a Fitbit for 25% offA top-rated Bluetooth-enabled rowing machine for 49% offA Theragun dupe for a crazy-good price
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on fitness gear
The best memory foam mattressAlways wanted a memory foam (or ~adaptive~ foam) mattress? That dream can come true with hundreds of dollars in savings on brands like Nectar.
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on home goods and mattresses
The best air purifier from LevoitThe best winter beddingTuck into a top-rated comforter that should really be its own category of cloud, and a microfiber pillow and comforter set that is ideal for temperature regulation while you sleep.A top-rated steamer for blasting out wrinklesDon’t miss the rest of our roundup of the best Black Friday deals of 2023.
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