Here Are 39 Ways Samuel L. Jackson Has Spelled "Motherf***er" on Twitter

I love Samuel L. Jackson. I mean, I’d automatically have to support anyone who’s been in both Jurassic Park and Pulp Fiction, but Samuel L. takes it to another level. (Let’s all just acknowledge that this search exists.) But, with more than a hundred movies under his belt — and who knows how many random cameos, like his appearance in the first season of Law and Order — it’d be hard to argue that he isn’t the hardest working man in show business.

He also seems like a pretty cool dude, or at least comes across as such in interviews like this Snakes on a Plane-era chat with the A.V. Club. I hope he doesn’t go down in history as a caricature of himself, because his résumé runs deeper than that. But I do love that he seems to have pretty much embraced his reputation as Hollywood’s go-to foul-mouthed crazy person. He definitely hasn’t done anything to dispel that image on Twitter, where I don’t think he’s ever tweeted without dropping some variation of his near-trademarked usage of all forms of “motherfucker.” So, starting with his first tweet ever, here are some of Jackson’s best works.

Can-a muh fukkasay fuck on here?

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) October 11, 2011

Lovin’ ALL YOU M’LUVVAHFUKKAHZ! My gang’s tuffer than his. Stay up yall, gotta go act now!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) June 13, 2012

How boot that MUTHAFUQQIN DJANGO trailer!!!!!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) June 7, 2012

About to get my “Antebellum Unthinkable” on w/ Django! Gon’ be a aMAURFAHKAH of a scene!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) June 13, 2012

Just got hooked up w/ fat French Fest Panini by Keyala &Glenn some cool MUPHUCCAHS! twitter.com/SamuelLJackson…

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) June 5, 2012

Made it MUGHPHUKKAS!!!!! twitter.com/SamuelLJackson…

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) May 27, 2012

The O Jays kickin’ it wit a Muhpfakkah @ TheMountaintop! twitter.com/SamuelLJackson…

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) January 14, 2012

Yo MUHFUNNYKERRRR!!@TheRealMikeEpps I wanna be in da house in NOLA Sat! Hook a MOUGHPHAUQQA up!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) May 24, 2012

Fun Fun Fun today! Big Muffoughqeen scene w/ Leo ALL DAY! Dopeness!!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) May 14, 2012

#Avengers Fans THANKS FOR ASSEMBLING !! You’re ALL some BAD MAVENGERPFUQQAHS!!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) May 7, 2012

I’m hoping all U Mughpfukkas are watching SCANDAL! @kerrywashington is killin it & needs your support!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) April 25, 2012

Whole lotta first born retweet needin’, lyin’ on ya dick Muthughpfuccahz out there tonite! STOP BEGGIN!!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) April 15, 2012

Channeling Lil’ Nick @ Avengers junket! Sorta cute lil Muhfugga. twitter.com/SamuelLJackson…

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) April 15, 2012

@ Avengers Premiere hanging w/ Scar!! Amughphuqqinvengers!!!!! yfrog.com/ob2agtwj

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) April 12, 2012

Up in the Last Deuce MAAADAAAHFAAAHKAAAAHZ!!! May the highest paid MUGHFUGHQUAHS win! yfrog.com/mni96ylj

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) April 3, 2012

HAPPY St PADDY’S tomorrow MUGHPHUGHKUGHZZ!!! Drink responsibly!! Hahahahahahahaha!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) March 17, 2012

Sir Nose killin’ MUTUPHUKAS,b yfrog.com/nwwu2taj

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) March 9, 2012

George MUTHUFUKKKEN Clinton rippin’ it up @NOLA House of Blues! yfrog.com/oc4s6svj

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) March 9, 2012

Bernie Mac Tribute: I Ain’t Scared Of You Motherfuckers on Comedy Central!! Da Shit!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) February 20, 2012

RIP, Dick Anthony Williams! Truly an Acting MUTTUHFUKKUH! Pretty Tony, to those who know!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) February 20, 2012

Does a Moupfacca really need to clarify?! I’m a child of SEGREGATION! A BLACK POTUS! In my lifetime?!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) February 14, 2012

Felt the loss of Whitney’s voice long time ago. Tomorrow ain’t promised Muuphuuccahs. Do some good out here! RIP Whitney!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) February 13, 2012

3Ding a Jedi MAHPFAUCCAUHS’ first appearance tomorrow. Re-release of Episode I ! Mace Windu n da howze!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) February 10, 2012

The passing of Don Cornelius creates an openingfor a new Moupfouqa in The House Of Cool! RIP DC!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) February 2, 2012

A Moupfuccuh kickin’ it at a First Lady event today! yfrog.com/nws9qryj

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) February 1, 2012

Here a mughuqqa is at da @Avengers twitter rest! twitter.com/SamuelLJackson…

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) January 31, 2012

Tweeting w/ Avengers 11AM PST tomorrow. Disney Muthafukkas already trying to CENSOR my ass!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) January 31, 2012

Dope NEW Nick Fury shots, Moughoucccahs!! twitter.com/SamuelLJackson…

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) January 28, 2012

Saw Porgy & Bess tonight! Some sangin’ muhfuggahhhhs up in there! Great Show!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) January 25, 2012

WOW! A GIANT SHOT OF HEAVEN MAWPHAKKAS! @kerrywashington @ The Mountaintop! Soooo Dope! twitter.com/SamuelLJackson…

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) January 21, 2012

Damn,meant to say SEE a Mughpfukkuh!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) January 19, 2012

OhhhhBTW, Taraji P came to see a mahphakka too! twitter.com/SamuelLJackson…

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) January 9, 2012

Dave Winfield seein a Muthaphucca in The Mountaintop! twitter.com/SamuelLJackson…

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) January 18, 2012

HAPPY NEW YEAR MAHFAHKKAZ!!! Let’s kick 2012 in the ass till both shoe toes are SHITTY!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 31, 2011

Muhfukka just got a lil’ pussy & ass for my birthday! Bout to eat it up! twitter.com/SamuelLJackson…

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 21, 2011

Hanging with that Colbert mahfakka, he wears a lot of wigs too yfrog.com/kg98fsij

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 13, 2011

Cut into Nas, diggin that Winehouse tune. His dad Olu is a bad Muhfukka too! yfrog.com/nvg0mswj

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 19, 2011

MERRY CHRISTMAS MUHFUGGAS! May you ALL be blessed!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 25, 2011

G’nite, gotta crash. Two shows tomorrow. Go The Fuck To Sleep,MUHPHUGGAS!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) December 10, 2011

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