Welcome to Off-Menu, where we'll be rounding up all the food news and food-adjacent internet ephemera that delighted, fascinated, or infuriated us this morning.
Calling all Yinzers: If you propose at any Primanti Bros. locations this Valentine's Day, the sandwich shop will foot the bill for a wedding ceremony and reception held at their original Pittsburgh location this summer (caveat being that you have to share the space with anyone else who also popped the question over corned beef). This honestly sounds like a pretty amazing deal, assuming your guests like French fries on their sandwiches.
South Korean makeup brand Etude House just released a pair of makeup palettes that look like KitKat candy bars, which is charmingly unnecessary.
Buy This Big-Ass Cheese
Personally, if I had $900 to spend on my cheese obsession, I would check ticket prices to Italy before I hit up the closest Costco. But then I wouldn't have 72 pounds of Parmigiano Reggiano.