Last night, two of the world's greatest competitors faced off for the most important title in America before the eyes of millions. A winner emerged, triumphant, showered in trophies and bras and athletic sponsorships. Wait, you thought I was talking about the netgame hoop tourny or whatever? LOL, I'm obviously referring to the June's Most Bombastic Statement finals, which most experts called early for Yeezy's "I Am A God." Man, every year I tell these guys, and they never listen—Don't. Forget. About. Drake. According to ESPN, "Following the Miami Heat's Game Seven win over the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA Finals, Drake tried to make his way into the locker room, but was shut down by security. NOTE: The swear that was bleeped out was not from Drake, but someone walking by. Drake responded to the security guard by saying, 'I am media.'"
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