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Here is Fascinator's new video: "Upstream"

A couple of weeks ago we premiered Johnny from Children Collide's first video under his current alias Fascinator. Apparently people are into Eastern bloc funky psych house, because he found himself the proud owner of a PayPal account containing $50.

A couple of weeks ago we premiered Johnny from Children Collide's first video under his current alias Fascinator. Apparently people are into Eastern bloc funky psych house, because he found himself the proud owner of a PayPal account containing $50. Rather than swim around in it Scrooge McDuck style, he decided to harvest the power of the internet and reinvest it into another clip. We assume it took a huge amount of willpower not to blow it all on sexy Russian housewives who are ready to chat, but somehow he did it and took his business to fiverr.com instead. If you don’t know, Fivver is a website where people post services they’ll perform for $5.

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Among the services he treated himself to were: I will let my dog write best love message for $5, I will a video of my soft belly dancing with your brief message for $5, and I will wear horse head and dance with your messages for $5.

Other than the guy who introduces the video, none of the participants knew what it was for, but this has to be the best thing that can come out of selling yourself on the Internet.

Birth/Earth by Fascinator will be out this June through Capgun Kids