It's Wednesday lunchtime, most of us are having our bi-weekly breakdown, sitting at a messy desk under piles of useless paper and broken ambition. Yes, at some point in the distant future, we might be at Glastonbury, clasping a cold, paper-cup of Tuborg and wearing our Less Than Jake harem pants. But from this bleak, grey standpoint all we can see is trying to squeeze a week's work into three days and the long hard schlep of getting to Worthy farm (and the longer harder schlep of getting all your stuff from a carpark somewhere in Bristol, passing through security with a weekend's worth of pingers tucked behind your ballsack, and eventually arriving at the last remaining camping spot underneath an electricity pylon in the caterwaulling acoustic stars of the mid-90s field.)It's started!! #Glastonbury pic.twitter.com/RMLKjd8Q9W
— Scott Jeffrey (@s_jeffers10) June 26, 2013
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And we salute you, AmikaDiver for proving that Instragramming side-boob isn't the sole preserve of Miley Cyrus.what a day for my special visitor to come :( just arrived at #glasto. Thank god for these guys! pic.twitter.com/aHsQ2HsOwZ
— Chorlton Mum (@ChorltonMum) June 26, 2013
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(Funny story: A mate that used to work at a lads mag had to take this girl into the men's toilets to take a picture of her tits. She was 17 at the time, so a man wasn't allowed to photograph her yet. Stay classy, UK media.)Nor do we salute you Jack Mason. If you're going to take the Wednesday of Glastonbury off work, this is not an appropriate way to spend your day (click through at your peril).Festivals - we love them at @TheSunNewspaper! Here's @rosieofthejones getting ready for Glasto #Glastonbury #Page3 pic.twitter.com/lv2UlZmXl5
— Page 3 (@officialpage3) June 25, 2013
Last bath for a week. Got to make the most of it. #glastonbury #bath http://t.co/5EaJbp27hr
— Jack Mason (@mason_101) June 26, 2013
