It’s a really exciting time here at Noisey, because we just developed the powerful, ethically dubious technology to peer into what anyone is doing on their cell phone at any time. It’s like The Dark Knight, but instead of trying to find The Joker, we just do it when we’re bored. Because I’m the most important person associated with the website, my editors gave me technology last night to see what I could find. And as it turns out, I’m a regular Richard Nixon; I was getting all sorts of scoops! It was everything I could’ve hoped for.NOW VIEWING: LOU REED’S CELL PHONE
NOW VIEWING: MACKLEMORE’S CELL PHONE
NOW VIEWING: SARA FROM TEGAN AND SARA’S CELL PHONE
NOW VIEWING: JIMMY PAGE’S CELL PHONE
NOW VIEWING: AXL ROSE’S CELL PHONE
Luke Winkie wants reggae more than he wants to live. He's on Twitter - @luke_winkie
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