YO SO YESTERDAY ONE OF MY NIGLLEAGUES (NIGGAS/COLLEAGUES) PAT MCGUIRE AT NOISEY INTERVIEWED COMBAT JACK (READ IT HERE), WHO IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT DUDE YOU'RE A CORNBALL. HE GOT A VERY OFFICIAL PODCAST AND DID MAD OTHER KNOWLEDGEABLE SHIT THAT YOU SHOULD GOOGLE THE NIGGA ABOUT. COINCIDENTALLY THE BIG HOMIE ALSO GAVE ME MY FIRST MAJOR EXPOSURE VIA THE SOURCE. SO YOU KNOW HE'S AN EXCELLENT JUDGE OF KNOWLEDGE & HAS EXCEPTIONAL TASTE.ANYWAY THIS SHIT IGNITED A TWITTER FIRESTORM ABOUT RACE AND HIPHOP AND JOURNALISM (WHAT ELSE IS NEW)…WHICH INFURIATES ME B. BY INFURIATE I MEAN I WAS LIKE "SMH" AND SUCKED MY TEETH AT MY PHONE FOR 3 SECONDS, THEN I WENT ON XVIDEOS TO SEE IF REBECA LINARES GOT ANY NEW PNO'S OUT. PATRICK SAID SOME SHIT LIKE "IT SEEMS LIKE ALOT OF THE BEST HIPHOP WRITING IS BEING DONE BY WHITE NERDS" OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, THEN EVERY SANDALWOOD SCENTED INCENSE ERYKAH BADU UNPLUGGED TEMPLE OF HIPHOP NIGGA GOT ALL MAD LIKE "JACK WHY'D YOU LET HIM SAY THAT JACK! WAAH WAAH! THAT'S RACIST!" YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH? SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU KNOW WHY WHITE PEOPLE WRITE ABOUT MUSIC AND "MAKE TASTES" & SHIT? CUZ THEY OUT THERE DOIN IT. I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT RAP JOURNALISM BUT I KNOW IT'S FUCKING CORNY AND SPEAKING AS A BROWN HUMAN I HATE DOING CORNY SHIT. I'VE BEEN CONDITIONED TO ABHOR BEING CORNY, WHICH IS KINDA WHAT JACK GOT INTO. KINDA. CONVERSELY WHITE PEOPLE LOVE DOING CORNY SHIT. SO TALKING ABOUT GUCCI MANE ON SOME ACADEMIA SHIT IS RIGHT UP THEY ALLEY LIKE UGLY SWEATER PARTIES AND MUSICAL COMEDY.I KNOW WHAT GUCCI MANE/CHIEF KEEF ETC IS B. ITS WILD THUGGED OUT DRUG DEALER MUSIC AND I FUCK WITH IT CUZ IT'S FUN AND AGGRESIVE B. LIKE PRODIGY SAID ITS HEAVY METAL FOR THE BLACK PEOPLE! YOU CAN DRIVE AROUND SMOKIN WEED TO THE SHIT AND GRILL NIGGAS MAYBE POTENTIALLY GET INTO AN ALTERCATION OVER A PARKING SPOT OR SOMEONE TEXTING YOUR GIRLFRIEND. WHITE DUDES THROW ON SOME GUCCI MANE AND ANALYZE THE SHIT LIKE ITS A FUCKIN HUGO CHAVEZ MANIFESTO SPEECH AND DISSECT THE SHIT. SOME OF THEM DO IT IRONICALLY WHICH IS KINDA RACIST AND SOME OF THOSE NIGGAS DO THAT SHIT 100% SINCERELY. I KNOW Y'ALL BEEN ON MUSIC WEBSITES AND SEEN SOME WHITE NIGGA WITH A BEARD WRITE ABOUT YO GOTTI LIKE HE'S FUCKIN MAO ZE DONG & SHIT. THAT NIGGA IS RAPPING ABOUT SELLING COCAINE/MONEY/STRIPPERS/RECREATIONAL DRUGS. THERE AIN'T NO ACADEMIC SHIT THERE B WHY DID YOU JUST USE THE PHRASE "ALARMING VISCERAL POWER" TO DESCRIBE A FUCKIN LEX LUGER BEAT B? YOU CAN'T JUST BE LIKE "THAT SHIT SLAP?" THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WHOEVER RAPPING OVER THE SHIT SAID WHEN THEY HEARD IT.ANYWAY CALM THE FUCK DOWN B. NOT EVERYTHING IS RACIST JUST BECAUSE A WHITE DUDE SAID IT. I BE CALLING WHITE PEOPLE OUT ON SHIT ALL THE TIME, MY WIFE IS A CAUCASOID AND I THOROUGHLY ENJOY USING HER FAMILY'S WHITE GUILT TO MAKE THEM FEEL AWKWARD AT FAMILY FUNCTIONS ALL THE TIME. I WAS GONNA GO OFF ON A TANGENT ABOUT MY SISTER IN LAW WHO IS AN ALMOST CARTOONISHLY "WHITE GUILT RIGHTEOUS" PERSON BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT CUZ MY WIFE WOULD BE ALL MAD AND DO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SHIT LIKE FOLD MY LAUNDRY AND NOT PUT IT AWAY OR MAKE ONLY VEGETARIAN FOOD FOR A WEEK. WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS THAT I LIKE GUILT TRIPPING WHITE PEOPLE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY AND YEAH ACCOUNTABILITY ETC BLAH BLAH BLAH. BUT GROW THE FUCK UP B. NIGGAS WILL SUPPORT THE SHIT OUT OF A 2013 MINSTREL SHOW LIKE "LOVE & HIPHOP" BUT LET A WHITE DUDE BE LIKE "WHITE DUDES ARE DOING ALOT OF IN-DEPTH HIPHOP JOURNALISM IS THAT WEIRD?" AND EVERYBODY WANNA CRY ABOUT IT. FUCK OUTTA HERE.THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS IF MY MINORITY BROTHERS AND SISTERS WANT TO OWN HIPHOP AND NOT ALLOW WHITE NIGGAS TO MAKE ANY MOVES WITHIN IT WE GOTTA:1) GET OFF EMINEM'S FUCKING DICK, HE DID NOT RAP BETTER THAN JAY-Z ON "RENEGADE" AND HE SUCKS. I STARTED THE COUNTDOWN TILL DUDE COMES OUT THE CLOSET WHEN HE DID THE "SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE" SONG.2) CUT FUCKING CHECKS TO NIGGAS LIKE ME WHO REPRESENT YOUR AVERAGE RAP LISTENING MUTHAFUCKA. NOT EVERYBODY LIKES LITTLE BROTHER RARE B SIDE BLACK MILK REMIX B-SIDE WHITE LABELS NIGGA. SOME OF US JUST LIKE LISTENING TO REGULAR OLD WELL EXECUTED STREET MUSIC.3) DON'T GET MAD ABOUT THIS SHIT AND UNDERSTAND THE UNDERLYING MESSAGE. WHICH NOBODY WILL AND THEY'LL JUST GET MAD BUT I HAD DUDES LOOKING FOR ME WITH SEMI AUTOMATIC WEAPONS BEFORE AND LEAVING ME DEATH THREATS VIA VOICEMAIL, SO SOME CORNBALL "HIPHOP JOURNALIST" SENDING ME 140 CHARACTERS OF AGGRAVATION REALLY AIN'T NOTHING.4) THROW JOE BUDDEN'S FACIAL IN THE GARBAGETHAT LAST ONE DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING BUT JOE BUDDEN FUCKING SUCKS.
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