So next week, the NWA biopic Straight Outta Compton hits theaters, and Beats decided to be super cute and allow the internet to go on this handy site where you can upload a photo of yourself and rep your set or whatever. Then you can add it to Instagram with the hashtag #StraightOutta. Well, the internet lacks any and all chill, and that’s such a beautiful thing sometimes. I clicked that #straightoutta hashtag on Instagram so quick, and here are the best results I found. And by "best," I mean flagrant.
All photos courtesy of the savages of Instagram
Oh man, poor Leeshy. Like, I know she yells at us when she sings, but I find it endearing. Apparently the internet doesn’t agree. Neither do their ears.
This is actually the most positive one of these that you will find on this list. I haven’t spoken about Bey in so fucking long I had to show up for her somehow. So just enjoy the positivity, fuckers.
A pointed Cosby Quaaludes dig will never get old. Ever.
Oh no! Guys, stop! Leave Cait alone!
Yeah, Hulk went ahead and destroyed half of his fan base with his racist antics. And stop calling people “brother,” fucko. You’ve the lost the privilege.
STILL? Ugh. Read my piece about people who hate on the Kardashians here. I have things to say, and I’m not afraid to promote them.
Yeah, seriously. She’s turning 18, and Tyga is tucking his napkin in his collar. Now they can be publicly annoying. Oh wait.
Was anyone else holding a ruler up to the computer screen when Lenny’s pants ripped? Asking for an unimpressed friend.
Yeah, this one was bound to happen.
Same, Barry. Same.
I thought we were over her, but here goes the internet bringing her back like Motownphilly. Fucking A.
Poor Steve Aoki. Nevermind, he’s not poor at all actually.
YOU AIN’T GOT THE ANSWERS, SWAY! That line is a modern classic.
You get it? Because, like, it’s the weekdays and like Abel calls himself “The Weeknd”? Get it? *holds side from too much laughter*
Kathy Iandoli is Straight Outta Whole Foods. Always. Follow her on Twitter.