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Rich Kidd Joins The Illuminati In "The Valley" Video

The underground Toronto rapper releases the opulent Kubrik-inspired visuals for his latest single off his mixtape.
March 21, 2014, 7:51pm

Toronto's Rich Kidd has been working incredibly hard over the past few years towards becoming famous beyond the confines of the 416 area code. After releasing his critically celebrated mixtape last year, In My Opinion, Rich has been working towards crafting his debut project with none other than legendary hip-hop producer, Young Guru. If you find yourself wondering how an underground Toronto rapper found himself in the sort of position, wonder no longer, since Rich Kidd's new video for "The Valley" makes it clear that he's joined the Illuminati.

Personally, I'm really happy to see that's Rich has finally made into the secret society. This video does a fairly good job of describing the process that goes into becoming a cape-carrying member, showing you that the jist of the ritual involves having a ton of unprotected sex and then drinking the blood of someone who has starred in a movie with Whoopi Goldberg (that selection pool is deeper than you'd think).

@SlavaP is also an Illuminati member, but apparently he won't get his cape until he pays the deposit.