We know that--seeing as we have the most intelligent readership this side of the Hudson--you've all done the smart thing and have already secured your spots on February's upcoming Bruise Cruise, headlined by Fucked Up. HOWEVER, in the rare case that you were too busy stufing your bloated faces with food and drink over the holidays to stay conscious for more than six and a half seconds at a time (Jesus Christ, look at yourselves…), here's yet another incentive to snag one of the last 25 (25 ONLY) cabins onboard:Bruise Cruise Festival is super pumped to announce the addition of the legendary Jello Biafra to the cruise's already killer line-up! The Dead Kennedys frontman/Alternative Tentacles Records founder/politician (Biafra ran for both the Mayor of San Francisco and a presidential nomination) is breathing new life into his DJ career and will be spinning all weekend from his personal collection of soul, garage, surf, punk, and other "incredibly strange surprises." For a man like Biafra, "incredibly strange surprises" is not a phrase to be taken lightly. In addition to DJing, Jello will also be treating Bruisers to a surprise lecture. About what, we're all in the dark, but we do know that you sure as hell don't want to miss this.Act now and secure your ticket quickly, because this thing WILL sell out. Plus, when's the next time you'll get a chance to tell your friends you caught a raging DJ set by an almost-presidential nominee?? We can't speak for whatever the hell Herman Cain's got cooking in his Serato…For more info on this year's Bruise Cruise Festival and Kick-Off Parties, head on over to Bruise Cruise's website or peep the promo video below!
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