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Human Piece of Garbage Steve Price Needs a New Theme Song For His Radio Show

Here's a shortlist of replacement options.

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So human trash pile Steve Price — the guy who thinks that an impassioned woman is “aggressive” and “hysterical” and who uses a family’s tragic experience with domestic violence to talk about him and his friends and what good guys they are — has been asked politely by all-round Aussie legends Hunters and Collectors to stop using their song “Holy Grail” as the theme song for his radio show.

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Why does Steve Price have a radio show? What has a he been given a platform for his opinions for years on end? Literally nobody knows.

Anyway! For some reason it seems like he won’t be getting fired any time soon — is there someone we can contact RE: that? — and so we thought we could help Pricey find a new theme song for his show.

In other words, here’s a list of songs called “Asshole” and “Loser” and stuff, because he’s a moron and we don’t like him. Y’know? Ok here we go.

“What About Me” - Shannon Noll

I can 100% imagine Pricey belting this song to himself in his car. Tell me you can’t picture it.

“Behind Blue Eyes” - Limp Bizkit

:((((((((((( Poor Pricey. Nobody understands him! Can't figure out what it's like to be Steve Price? Don’t worry he’s gonna tell you all about it!

“Loser” - Beck

I mean, Steve doesn’t really deserve a song this good but you get the idea. He’s a loser. We don’t like him. :)

“You’re So Vain” - Carly Simon

A compliment, really.

“Unhappy Birthday” - The Smiths

“I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday, because you’re evil and you lie.” Totally!

“Boys Club” - Ween

Bit of a stretch but still.

“I Hate Myself and Wanna Die” - Nirvana

Too much? Fuck you, we don’t care, Steve Price is a prick.

“Somebody Kill Me Please” - Adam Sandler

:)))))))))

“Asshole” - Denis Leary

Basically word for word.