Xherdan Shaqiri just scored the goal of the weekend #StokeCity https://t.co/Z5OYMO2ua4
— NBC Sports Soccer (@NBCSportsSoccer) October 22, 2016

Well, well, well, Mr. Xherdan Shaqiri. What have we here? Just a beautiful, curling golazo to pin to the refrigerator. Shaqiri has taken on a role with Stoke City that’s a little more detached from the touchline recently, and thank god for it. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have this kind of genius unfurling on the pitch. You couldn’t fit a farthing between the post and the ball on that one—and from such a distance. Lordy me.