Sixers Give Jason Richardson Diapers for His Birthday

It’s Jason Richardson’s birthday and he just turned the big 3-4. His teammates, most of whom are a decade younger, got him some diapers because he’s so damned old. Nerlens Noel and Joel Embiid are both 20 years old, which means Jason Richardson was a teenager rocking out to “Big Poppa” when those jokers were born.

It also looks like he got some baby food, probably because his teeth fell out and he can no longer eat solid food. We’re all old and we will all soon die, but before that we’ll have to start wearing diapers (again) because we will lose the ability to control our bowels. Happy Tuesday.

h/t Extra Mustard