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Howcome you don’t have TV or the internet? I just don’t have any desire for it. I do sometimes watch TV when I’m at a friend’s place, but there’s so much more to life. I’m interested in it, but it contains too much information for me. It’s the same with the internet. I wanted to know something about some kind of elephant one time, and a friend told me he would look it up for me. He showed up at my place with four sheets of information a few days later! How do you get your newspapers? I buy them. I used to read them in the supermarket but the manager kept giving me trouble. Now I buy them a few times a week. But three at a time like I said earlier. A guy asked me a few days ago if I read the newspaper, and when I told him I read three, he was stunned. I read a left-wing and a right-wing newspaper because I like to read from different points of view. That’s why I do that.
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