THE VICE PHOTO ISSUE – A HOW-TO FOR SHITTERS

The 7th annual oversized Vice Photo Issue is out now. Those of you with toilets know what a good bathroom read this issue makes, but that its signature dimensions present one seemingly insurmountable challenge to those who would undertake such an endeavor. Namely, the honker’s too big to fit on the tank of any john we’ve ever seen (even these guys). The traditional solutions have been to leave the magazine on the floor—which forces you to bend all the way over to grab it and is also gross—or to put it on the kitchen counter or coffee table and grab it on your way in—which alerts the world to the fact that you’re pooing. After years of chin-scratching, we have finally come up with a simple fix to both of these issues and proudly present it to you below…

This is easy enough for guys to deal with while pissing, but the second somebody’s got to sit down the magazine spine is going to jam right into their thoracic.

Stack rolls of toilet paper into a small “side-table” for the issue. The number of rolls necessary to do the job depends on your choice of ply, but ours took 12. Note: If you’ve got a more level surface than our bathroom floor you can just use the 8 corner rolls.

Make sure the issue is within reaching distance of your house’s average shitter.

And perfecto!