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This Is A Golden Age For The UK Number One

There was a brief moment, around the turn of the century, when there was a glut of decent number ones. Songs would be plucked, either from the record box of a UK Garage night in Hounslow, or the shores of the Balearic islands, and end up at the top spot. Between 1999 and 2001 Armand Van Helden’s “You Don’t Know Me”, Shanks and Bigfoot’s “Sweet Like Chocolate”, Craig David’s “Fill Me In”, Oxide and Neutrino’s “Bound 4 Da Reload”, Spiller’s “Groovejet”, Modjo’s “Lady”, Rui Da Silva’s “Touch Me”, DJ Pied Piper’s “Do You Really Like It” and So Solid Crew’s “21 Seconds” were all number one. And if you don’t think that is a collection of some of the most joyous music ever released, you can’t sit with us at lunch.

Since then, the No1 spot has been a fairly derelict urban wasteland, controlled by kingpins David Guetta and Simon Cowell, with occasional insurrections by novelty holiday-resort hits and Cee-Lo Green. In 2007 the Official Charts Company tried to make things more exciting by making any song from history chart elligible, but this backfried when it transpired the only song from history people were buying was ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ by Journey. But 2013 is about to see a return to the golden age of the number one, with inventive electronic music from young producers making it to the top spot. I’m not saying the charts are suddenly perfect, but compare things to April last year, when the only number ones came from Katy Perry, Chris Brown and Carly Rae Jepsen, and you’ve got to admit we’re heading in the right direction. Suddenly people with Resident Advisor profiles are selling more singles than Pitbull.

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Why does it matter which record people bought the most in a given week? Well first, it suggests people in their 20s must be buying singles again and that means the music industry might sign fewer artists that exclusively appeal to people who think Jeremy Clarkson “tells it like it is” or cried at the end of Call The Midwife. Second it feels like British music has finally unstitched itself from America’s 20-years-too-late obsession with the worst vestiges of Euro house. Even a hundred thousand Swedish House Mafia fans in Milton Keynes can be silenced by people in more cultured metropolitan cities listening to Duke Dumont.

Disclosure ft. Aluna George – “White Noise”

Number 2 – 16th Febuary

Alright this isn’t the strongest start to an argument. Disclosure never quite made it to number one, kept off the top spot by overlord of the morons Macklemore and his song about being proud of being a moron. But that was a song so terrible someone was viciously assaulted by their wife for singing it too much. And besides this is a perfect example of the shift that’s been happening in British pop. Two acts who both got their first plays on pirate radio, collaborating on a big club tune that’s just weird enough to not be classed as EDM, but still catchy enough that you sing it on the little walk from the bus stop to your front door.

Duke Dumont ft. A*M*E – “Need You (100%)”

Number 1 – 13th April, 20th April

Not only did this song spend one week at number one, it also managed a second week, beating the massively publicised campaign to buy “Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead”. Perhaps it’s a stronger statement of Anti-Thatcher ideals that a song by a young British producer who creates that sort of repetitive beats that she tried to outlaw and a black teenage girl from Lewisham (a borough which saw repeated race rioting throughout the 80s and now has 35% of young people out of work as a result of Thatcherist policies) is number one in the week of her death. You know, rather than a fifty year old showtune bought by people who still repost those David Cameron airbrushed for change memes.

Rudimental ft. Ella Eyre – “Waiting All Night”

Number 1 right now

Rudimental already fluked a number one when the release of their sunshine and good vibes debut single “Feel The Love” coincided with the one week of British summer in the past three years. Last night they got another one with this brassy d’n’b epic. It’s released the same week as a new song from Will.I.Am and Justin Bieber, but outsold that by miles. It’s great to see Rudimental as a kind of international priority act, showing up at fancy awards dos and such, because they look they sort of blokes you’d see loudly chanting “Dirty Dave’s a Dog” outside a Slug & Lettuce.

Daft Punk – “Get Lucky”

Will be number 1 on Sunday

OK, so Daft Punk are hardly under-the-radar producers in need of a break, but they’ve never had a UK number one before and this song is pretty great. Normally, songs like “Get Lucky”, which permanently clog your timeline, are so talked about that you just assume they must be number one. Then you check the charts and it turns out it’s some Pink song about self-harm or divorce.

Chris Malinchack – “So Good To Me”

Will be number 1 on 12th May

Chris Malinchack is a 36-year-old producer from Brooklyn. And that’s about all we know about him. He doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page much less a PR campaign or advertising budget. But he’s sold so many pre-order copies of his single “So Good To Me”, a blissed out house track perfect for late-night bath raving or an early-morning Kiehls crank, that he’s almost certain to be number 1 on May 12th. Rejoice! The British public are happy to buy music from ugly blokes they’ve never heard of – let’s leave Rita Ora out to rot.

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