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The Best Gifts for Under $20, Because You're Cheap But You Have Good Taste

Need a cool gift on a budget? We’re talking unique candles, lumbersexual koozies, fancy salt, CBD doobies, and more.
The Best 47 Gifts Under $20
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If you’re like us, and we have a feeling you are [points to dumplings in the freezer], you want to give the people in your life the best holiday presents without taking out a loan from the tiny Monopoly guy again. The good news is, there are still some juicy Black Friday and Cyber Monday treats dangling ever so low on the Savings Tree for the shrewd and discerning shopper to pluck, but for the rest of us with bad eyes, worse credit, and the impending need for reading glasses, now is also the time to wrangle in our gift shopping with a “best gifts under $20 for everyone” mentality. Otherwise, we might just finally blow all our coins on that swanky clam-shaped sauna

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The best gifts under $20 don’t have to be things you pick up in the checkout aisle of the supermarket while you panic because you forgot your reusable bags, and now you’re going to have to buy a new reusable bag which defeats the purpose of reusable shopping bags in the first place and you already have so many of them crumpled into a different reusable bag at home and—you know what, nevermind. The point is, gifts under $20 can be great, thoughtful presents that won’t break the bank, but will put a huge smile on the face of whomever you gift them to this holiday season. 

Grateful Dead ornaments

Your favorite Deadhead deserves a few dancing bears to make merry this holiday season, although by the looks of the special mistletoe greens in their abode, that should be nooo problemo. 


$18.40 at Amazon

$18.40 at Amazon

Not feeling particularly Grateful, but looking to deck out the tree? Pick up a turkey with shades on, a deviled egg, or a box of “Cheese-Its” instead—all of which are timeless classics.


$4.99$3.45 at ASOS

$4.99$3.45 at ASOS

$16 at Food52

$16 at Food52

$17.95 at The Paper Source

$17.95 at The Paper Source

They can become a plant parent

Who doesn’t want a little photosynthesizing friend around while they WFH? The only thing better than letting this little guy hang out with your buds is if you plop it into this extremely cute sloth planter. 


$20 at The Sill

$20 at The Sill

$18 at Urban Outfitters

$18 at Urban Outfitters

For your bros in the crypto frat

Yeah, we also barely understand what NFTs are, even though we own four. But more important than actually comprehending the value of NFTs is wearing socks showing that you're thinking about them. 


$17.50 at Redbubble

$17.50 at Redbubble
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Small, attractive tongs

Until recently, we didn't even realize this was an option. Use for pasta, flippin' filets, or picking the perfect olive out of the jar.


$12.99 at Amazon

$12.99 at Amazon

Put the frog back in your bog

As you may know if you're a regular reader, we are here for the frog merch. Bring it on, and let this little hopper be your new morning coffee buddy.


$19$15.20 at Society6

$19$15.20 at Society6

Some drip for their doggo

Nothing like crackin’ open a cold one beside our dog, who deserves their very own PBR plushy (effigy??) for munching, and the kind of fleecy red ‘fit that will make them the undisputed mascot of your neighborhood dive bar.


$19.99$17.99 at Amazon

$19.99$17.99 at Amazon

$19.99 at Urban Outfitters

$19.99 at Urban Outfitters

Show them you’re not disposable

Digital cameras are cool, sure, but there’s nothing quite like snapping some late-night pics with a great disposable camera. The pros: You don’t have to know how to shoot film to shoot film, it’s small and lightweight, and it brings an air of retro coolness to your whole vibe. The cons: none.


$18 at Urban Outfitters

$18 at Urban Outfitters

Nature is calling

…And your giftee would pick up, if only they had reception. For your hiking, camping, canoeing, and trail-blazing pals, pick them up a low-impact gift that says, “I love you, but don’t wake me up at 5 AM on a Saturday to climb a mountain.” This sleeping bag glasses case is a) cozy, and b) ca-yoot! 


$13 at REI

$13 at REI

Or, maybe they’ve been looking a bit parched after their early-morning trail runs lately. In that case, this 32-ounce graphic water bottle will do the trick.

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$15.95 at REI

$15.95 at REI

Birdwatching is great, but when your buddy is on the trail, they should keep an eye out (literally) for other wildlife and hazards. Enter: the pocket monocular. 


$18 at REI

$18 at REI

This Awake baseball cap is over 60% off

Since its founding in 2012, Awake has risen to be the cream of the NYC streetwear crop thanks to creations like this SS21 baseball cap, which looks like a motivational office poster come to life, for one night only, on your forehead. 


$50$18 at SSENSE

$50$18 at SSENSE

Candy nipple tassles

Grab these so you and your beloved can star in your very own self-directed art house film. Ella Paradis is offering up to 70% off for the holidays with the code CHEER at checkout, and there are so many tasty, horny, slippery treats to be had on-sale, from caramel-flavored lube to luxury clitoral vibrators and more.


$17.99$12.29 at Ella Paradis

$17.99$12.29 at Ella Paradis

When life gives you lemons...

… You swallow them whole, in front of everyone at the farm-to-table restaurant, just so they know who holds the power in this family. Then, you buy this lemon-shaped candle to commemorate the event. We’ve been watching too much Succession.


$15 at Madewell

$15 at Madewell

Mellow (CBD) bud, like Dad used to smoke

Dad Grass will make you feel like you’ve smoked your way back to 1978 with a mellow buzz, because these THC-free, canniflower rollies were fine-tuned to create a smoking sesh that doesn’t give you the scaries. Adam Rothbarth gave them an honest test-run for VICE, and was not disappointed—there he is now, skating on the rings of Jupiter. 


$14 at Dad Grass

$14 at Dad Grass
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A flannel shirt koozie for your lumbersexual beverage

You’ve just been letting your beers brave the brisk fall air in the nude? Rude. 


$14$10.98 at Huckberry

$14$10.98 at Huckberry

Baby on board (you’re baby)

We’re such suckers for a good license plate personality, and these feel like something our Midwestern Aunt Mary would own, in the best way possible.  


$14.79 at Amazon

$14.79 at Amazon

For the person who always asks for extra olives

Does this recipient’s eyes widen as they grip the forearm of their waiter or bartender, begging, imploring them to make the FILTHIEST martini humanly possible? Let ‘em make it as dirty as they could possibly wish by gifting them with this dirty martini kit, complete with brine, picks, and olives—just add vodka or gin.


$17.99 at Viski

$17.99 at Viski

To ground your favorite Deadhead

Now that it’s chilly outside, they’ll need some socks to pair with their Tevas on the road to Terrapin Station. 


$17.99 at Amazon

$17.99 at Amazon

A proper vax card holder

Still throwing around that very important little piece of cardstock in your bag, where it’s rapidly accumulating lint, smears, and bloodstains? A proper holder is a gamechanger; give it to anyone who needs a little reminder to protect their card through boosters and beyond, and make them a lot less likely to lose it.


$11 at Etsy

$11 at Etsy

Now you can finally pick what to eat for dinner

What, you expect us to like, do our own research? [Opens Reddit while sitting on the toilet.] We’d rather leave the important things up to God and the coriolis effect. Perfect for the friend who can never choose between getting Thai takeout or pizza. 


$20 at Huckberry

$20 at Huckberry
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Analog rules all

We all love the look of Polaroids, but the film’s expensive and kind of finicky. Better just celebrate them in keychain form; press the shutter on this one, and a tiny “photo” pops out. Glue a tiny pic of your boo on it for extra points.


$10.49 at Amazon

$10.49 at Amazon

$172.99 at Polaroid

$172.99 at Polaroid

They’re at Art Basel right now

You don’t need a lot of Manet to find cufflinks that will Van Gogh with every outfit. This enameled set is modelled after Claude Manet’s iconic Bouquet of Sunflowers (1881) painting, which was in turn inspired by the blooms that grew along the steps of his garden at Vétheuil. Caaaasual. 


$22.50$15 at The Met Store

$22.50$15 at The Met Store

Ina Garten x Wolverine 

Nahhh. But wouldn’t that be the best collab? Meat shredding claws are an absolute must-have for anyone that loves smokin’ or grillin’ meats. 


$19.99$18.87 at Amazon

$19.99$18.87 at Amazon

Keep your cast iron skillet in-shape

In case you are wondering, yes, cast iron skillets are worth the existential crisis—the brunt of which can be lessened, once you’re the proud parent of a Lodge skillet or Dutch oven, if you know how to keep it cleaned and seasoned. A chain mail scrubber is not only very Motörhead of you, but the most badass way to keep your cast iron clean. 


$20 at Huckberry

$20 at Huckberry

Running errands is better with golden bags

Imagine the subtle flex of bagging your organic, local honey and 36 mini Flaming Hot Cheeto bags into one golden, metallic sack. Are you Gwyneth Paltrow? David Bowie’s ghost? Who knows...


$16 at BAGGU

$16 at BAGGU
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ASMR, Homer Simpson-style

Are you shopping for someone who’s all about fidget objects, clicks, taps, squishes, and crunches? Are they also a child of the 90s? Peep the crossover content energy of this Simpson’s doughnut scented slime, a superb ASMR gift which is actually also a kit that lets you build your own pink frosted doughnut to then fold into your goo in the most satisfying way possible.


$16.99 at Etsy

$16.99 at Etsy

A snack bag for sneaking into the movies

Sometimes you don’t want popcorn or Raisinettes; you want string cheese, weed gummies, and a Taco Bell bean burrito. Stuff them in this reusable silicone bag when you go see Licorice Pizza, bring it home, wash it, and repeat when you dress up in your cyberpunk best and hit the theaters to see The Matrix Resurrections.


$19.99 at Stasher

$19.99 at Stasher

Tea for lucid dreaming

Weary of being trapped in the horrors of your own subconscious? This tea allegedly helps summon pleasant dreams—and ideally, the ability to navigate them with free will, via a calming combo of herbs and botanicals including ashwagandha, passionflower, skullcap, and kava kava. Not making any medical (or metaphysical) claims on this one, but the description says: “This formula exalts deep alpha and beta waves, creating a profound lucid dream atmosphere. It has been studied that the more the Brain enters the Alpha/Beta state, it enters into the most self-regenerative realm.” Okie dokie! (Worth noting: Anima Mundi, which makes the tea, uses sustainable sourcing “directly from native people within Central and South America” and other small farmers around the world.)


$17.50 at The Alchemist's Kitchen

$17.50 at The Alchemist's Kitchen
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Pringles that taste like a rotisserie chicken

Why does this feel like some Old Testament buffoonery? Who cares? On the 8th day, God crossbred your Pringles with some rotisserie chicken, and one of the most deliciously cursed chips was born. They’re not for everyone, but if you are Armie Hammer enjoy Marmite and licking bones clean, you’ll get a kick out of these. 


$11.66 at Amazon

$11.66 at Amazon

A living aromatherapy factory

A living plant means that your home will always smell like artisanal soap, and if you’re ever feeling stressed, you can just rub the stalks, stick your face in it, and breathe deep. Plus, pretty flowers.


$51.99 at Amazon

$51.99 at Amazon

$65$45 at The Sill

$65$45 at The Sill

$55 at The Sill

$55 at The Sill

So useful, where do we even start?

Reaching things on a high shelf? Grabbing the remote? Picking a condom out of the nightstand drawer without stopping… what you’re doing? The Nifty Nabber does it all.


$29.99$19.50 at Amazon

$29.99$19.50 at Amazon

A more sophisticated version of those little tree-shaped air fresheners

OK, hear us out: Matches are great, candles are great, but you know what’s kind of greater? Not having to lift a damn finger to have the perpetual, subtle aroma of pomelo, cassis, pomegranate, apple, rhubarb, rose, and jasmine wafting around your home or car. Dangle this from your rear view and you'll feel like you're a paid member of the MoMA. 


$16 at Design Milk

$16 at Design Milk

A biodegradable vibrator

Yep, it’s 2021, and we now make sex toys out of biodegradable starch-based plastics—and best of all, they’re only $14, and they’ll still get you off.


$14 at Free People

$14 at Free People
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Ice that will make you homesick (in a sweet, nostalgic way)

Hopefully you already know why big cubes are the move for drinking on the rocks, but an ice cube with an outline of your giftee’s home state? C’mon. 


$18 at UncommonGoods

$18 at UncommonGoods

Very impressive salt

One of the easiest ways to impress guests: bring out a little bowl of these glorious flakes instead of some crappy shaker.

$5.79 at Amazon
$10.95 at Sur La Table
$5.79 at Amazon
$10.95 at Sur La Table

Tomato undies

Stocking stuffer idea: cheeky mesh underwear that are already super-hot, printed with on-vine tomatoes that make us feel like your booty cheek would smell like fresh basil (and we’re into it).


$15 at Parade

$15 at Parade

Matches that double as incense

Matches hoarded from the local dive bar: not yet tired. But, Japanese cypress incense matches that will make your make your bathroom feel like an expensive hotel lounge every time you burn one of these little guys to hide any undesirable smells: very wired. Each match burns for about 10 minutes, and leaves behind a luxurious scent for roughly half an hour.


$13 at Bloomingdales

$13 at Bloomingdales

An old-ass Playboy 

They’ll read it for the articles! Plus, analog NSFW material? It’s like a time capsule. You’re basically gifting them history.


$12 at Amazon

$12 at Amazon

Now go put a pile of these under a tree (or in a weed leaf HUF sock nailed to a mantle). Happy gifting, folks. 


The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story.