
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Syphilis
Have Yourself a Merry Little Syphilis
Oh Syphilis Tree
Santa Claus is Bumming a Clown
Silent Night—Really? Get Fucked
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus… on the Cock
All I Want for Christmas (Is to Not Have Diarrhea)
Chintzy Shit-Hole Blues
Do You Hear What I Hear? No.
Mele Kalikimuthafucka
Frosty the Snow-Jerk And that’s just disc 1! I can’t wait to get horribly drunk and belt these out in front of grandma and my sister’s kids. Yes, friends, “the holidays” are a magic, magic, super-joyful time, and we recommend you take a moment this season to take stock of just how lucky you are to have family and friends, even if, deep, deep down, you don’t really like them. Merry holidays.