My kid is one and a half years old and starting to talk. She can already ask, through the power of two-word sentences, if Granny just left the room to take a shit. This means I’ve only got about 12 years before she develops historical consciousness and asks what life was like back when she was a baby. I think I should start practicing my answers now.So, child, here are ten things you won't believe about 2013 when I tell you them in the future.
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Ten Things My Kid Won't Believe About 2013
Including pissy little internet bitches, the NHS, Rihanna and a cure for HIV.