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Who wants to Skate in Bobbi's Ass?

Every month, unsolicited, the lovely guys at Private send us vast, (seriously, vast), packages of pornography. That's great, but we have for some time, been feeling that those of an indie sensibility are under-catered for in the Private roster. That...

Every month, unsolicited, the lovely guys at Private send us vast, (seriously, vast), packages of pornography. That's great, but we have for some time, been feeling that those of an indie sensibility are under-catered for in the Private roster. That was, until today. The film of the year has just arrived.

Fuck Me Indie Ass is nearly two hours of rad, skater, indie sound-tracked anal devastation. Here are some of the best quotes from the release:

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"They just want to get fucked INDIE ass by tattooed skater boys leaving their butt hole gaping wide."

"If you think that is hardcore wait ‘til you hear the soundtrack by The Lamps. Totally assome!"

"She takes it seriously hard in the ass and ends with an anal gape you could park a skateboard in."

"Spits in her ass and pounds her love knot harder than a skating gorilla on a half pipe."

"Andy San Dimas and Vin Vericose are chatting about White Flag and Velvet Underground but that’s just foreplay to spitting in each other’s ass holes and licking them out. "

We were so happy to see this alt-skater-sex-fest on the horizon that we sent rising indie porn star Bobbi some questions, and, probably because she knows we are pretty gnarley rad guys, she replied!

How did you get into porn?
At the time I was in a very sexually adventurous stage of my life. I was involved in an open relationship and an avid reader of queer and feminist theory. I strongly related with the pro-sex feminists of the second feminist movement and I was very interested in exploring my own sexuality. I was introduced to porn for the very first time in 2005 by my boyfriend at the time. He showed me a Belladonna movie where she was seven months pregnant and fucking another girl with a baseball bat and shoving ping-pong balls up her butt. I said to him, “I want to do this and I want to fuck her!” I felt I discovered the perfect outlet for my sexual desires. And now, I think I was more than correct.

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That's well indie. We don't see much in the way of porn marketed towards skaters and band types. Do you think that is because they are less into porn, or have they just been unfortunately under-catered for?
Ha! Skaters? Less into porn? No way! Those I've met in the skateboard world are more into naked girls than any other industry out there.

What is your favorite type of alt guy? Please describe him to me.
Bearded, skateboard ridding, flannel and trucker hat wearing, artist. That is my type of guy in general not just alt-guy.

Sounds very alt to me. Were the guys in the film real skaters? Did they do any good tricks?
One is. Jesse Hotchkiss is an AMAZING rider. One of the best today! He's also an incredibly talented artist. I hope to decorate my house with his art some day. Crikey! What do you think of The Lamps and their totally awesome soundtrack? Did you listen to it much on set?
Yeah they're pretty great. Dave Naz has excellent taste in music.

What are your favorite indie bands?
Silver Sun Pickups, are they indie?

No idea.