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Boring people want money

At first this just looked like yet another tawdry and irritating example of the litigious inclinations of money grabbing dick heads. But then, like a shining bolt of light, their names were revealed. Get this: Christine and Aaron Boring. Yes, Boring, have failed miserably to sue Google. The Borings want to sue Google for taking a picture of their house for Street View. How desperate for money and low on ideas can you be? If Google are taking photos of every street in the fucking world, i reckon, maybe, just maybe, they thought about the chance of Boring people like these trying to ruin their fun and almost certainly looked into the legalities of the project in advance.

I'm not saying people should let their names define 'who they are', but if you were called Mr Boring, wouldn't you go a little out of your way, not to behave like the world's most Boring, whingey, spoil sport? Boring Boring bastards.

BRUNO BAYLEY