
My lover is a luddite. He says he doesn’t want to rely on technology because he doesn’t want to feel its absence if ever it were to be taken away. For example, last week Earth skimmed the boundaries of a solar storm, which could have seriously disabled the planet’s electricity grids. Matt would have likely been inconvenienced, whereas I would have likely killed myself before its repair.
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The next morning it was raining. I went to a café near our apartment and tried to write about the experience. I felt prohibited by the constant negativity of my thoughts, and considered working as a barista instead. I walked downtown beneath the shelter of my umbrella, contemplating the nature of the OhMiBod® blueMotion™ Bluetooth™ enabled wearable-massager, deciding that I was overcomplicating the task and needed to try again with better, avid optimism.Matt arrived later than usual, as he’d been working on finishing a project. After a late dinner, I gave him head while he toyed with different angles and rhythms, which felt nice on my clitoris. Afterwards Matt explained that he felt very fulfilled knowing I was being stimulated simultaneously. We talked about perhaps connecting with Wi-Fi (available only through in-app purchase), to perform long-distanced clitoral orgasms while we are apart.
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