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No.What about you? What word do you use for vagina?
Paige: I guess va-jay-jay pretty much. Or vagine. Yeah, vagine…

Well, we’ve all named our breasts after the Beatles.

I mean I have before. I wouldn't say there's a go-to.So what's your favorite?
You know there's a song by Tom Green I downloaded as a child called "Pet Names for Genitalia." My favorite in that song was Purple Helmet Warrior.Purple Helmet Warrior?
Yeah, for like an erect penis 'cause it's all purple at the top and it looks like a helmet.You don't have a nickname for your own Purple Helmet Warrior?
No, but I have a co-worker who calls his King Kong.

I don’t know.Do you have a nickname for your own?
Is this going to be printed with my name and picture on it?Yeah.
Okay, my girlfriend calls it "Peeny."Previously – The Happiest Moment of Your Life
